He’s just a pussycat!
Is “true story” a contradiction in terms? Anyway, it’s come to my attention that the director on a BIG budget movie disappeared for four days. Phffft! Even his wife pled ignorance as to his whereabouts. His absence brought production to a halt and caused quite a stir and (not to mention) cost the studio mucho dinero.
On his return he reported he had traveled south of the border to research a Central American “entrepreneur”. An “entrepreneur” that had parking space for his yacht in the living room, a private menagerie of predators (don’t ask what he fed them), and well in excess of twenty-seven children. When asked the ratio of boys to girls this ga-zillionaire replied, “Twenty-seven children! Twenty-seven sons! A man has sons!”
When asked if he had any daughters the man shrugged and turned his attention to the white stallions that were being paraded over his emerald lawn