Beware, reading epidemic… an alert by George Kaplan!
There is a new reading epidemic in California this Summer. L.A.P.D. are seeking a Book Pushing Kingpin (Queenpin) known only as Vickie L, or Miss Vickie, she is described as a little over 5ft tall with mesmerizing eyes and a wily Pixie Face. Police warn that she is extremely dangerous and has been known to wield her cutting wit, cast-off glamour, and transcendent typing skills to ensnare the unwary in her tall tales.