Boris, Yuri, seriously! Can we talk?

joan crawfordYou all know about the young Russians who snagged 1.2 billion usernames and passwords…

I say:

Privet dorogaya (hello darling!) if you want to curate and write my blog—have at it. I will supply a list of Hollywood luminaries from several generations before you were born, and caution you to not mention contemporary movie stars who like to get baked and lie out by the pool.

Now, once in awhile you will have to stretch your boyish minds and venture forth into the terrain of the middle-aged woman; but if you can manage a global hack you should be just fine—hint, think of your mamas and your keyboards will channel the rest.

Now Kheruvimy (cherubs), I know you haven’t used the data grab for much beyond spamming (maybe you fear the wrath of Papa Putin) but do your Tetya Viki (Auntie Vickie) a solid and use the World Wide Web for good. Sales for It’s in His Kiss have stuttered to a near stop. Perhaps?…

Do svidaniya and have a wonderful weekend!


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  1. August 16, 2014

    You may need to finish your Russian translation of It’s in His Kiss to get them excited, then look out!

    • August 18, 2014

      I think I just exhausted my entire Russian vocabulary in this post! 🙂

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