March 26, 1958:
The 30th Academy Awards were big for David Lean and “Bridge on the River Kwai” and for an actress named Joanne Woodward who toted home a statue for her performance in “The Three Faces of Eve”. On her big night out Miss Woodward wore an evening gown of her own making after she had spent the day at Paramount having her hair dyed and styled. After the awards she and her husband, Paul Newman, stopped at a grocery store to pick up some celebratory beer on their way to the Governors Ball… Or, so the story goes.
These days hair and makeup come to your home. A limo arrives at three in the afternoon to take you to the Dolby Theater on Hollywood Blvd. which has been closed to through traffic. The limo has a fully stocked bar. Once you reach Hollywood Blvd. you might have had a glass or two of champagne, which makes the traffic jam of Town Cars jockeying for position fascinating. Walking down the red carpet, if you are in the wake of a star, you will see cameras, and handlers, and press in a tightly orchestrated blitz of high glamour PR. If you’ve been nominated you are riding an adrenaline wave – and everything looks sparkling new…
Let’s walk inside. The Dolby Theater (formally the Kodak) was built for the express purpose of hosting the awards. It is state of the art. Seating arrangements vary, but usually you are seated with fellow nominees in your category. If your name is called you have only three minutes (total) to get from your seat to the stage, find your notes — or regain your thoughts, and deliver your speech. It goes by in one explosive heartbeat.
Afterwards there’s dinner and dancing at the Governors ball, and if you’re carry a golden statue that’s all the invitation you need for the after parties. You’ll probably glide into bed between two and three in the morning, exhausted, elated, and probably harboring a cold.