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  1. Pingback: [Book Nerd Humour] Let’s Use Slate’s Travoltify Your Name Generator on Some Dead Writers | A Small Press Life

  2. “Kaitlyn Andrenson” Not too weird 🙂 Not as weird as taking hair from the top of your head and having it transplanted along your jaw line for beardly purposes.

  3. Heather in Arles

    Hector Orginson!! Oh, I am rolling!! I am even a man now!! And a man named Hector nonetheless…hear me roar!

    PS. I have a Kevin S story. When I was working at a certain luxury hotel in Soho in between acting gigs, there were always many celebs in residence. Most were just the nicest peeps. Now I won’t give any dish because I am no gossip, I just have a story. Mr S wouldn’t allow Housekeeping into the Penthouse Suite for over a week. So finally, on a weekend while he was away, they wanted to sneak in to clean it because…he had a dog in there! The problem was that the Housekeeping ladies were all petrified of his barking, yelping, snapper. The solution? Me. I was sent up to calm the wild beast while the ladies hurried around, picked up the poo, straightened and cleaned as best as they could…I nearly got bit too… 😉 Carry on…

    • Oh Hector! I am LAUGHING. That is so good. Even better than Geordie Nicheems!
      As to the other, one day we will talk. I’ve got stories, and I am a *little bit* of a gossip. But mostly I just translate that gossip into fiction 😉 .

  4. Carey Grant is “Christy Greez”. James Stewart is “Joss Shunter”. Doris Day is “Douglas Draw”. And the ONLY person whose name could not be made more difficult… Mariska Hargitay, is “Melissa Hargision”. Told you! 8-D

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