Damn it. I’ve had about eight hours sleep in the last 48 hours, but a deal’s a deal. We’re going to talk about hair pieces.
Something you’ll never see John Travolta or Kevin Spacey do:
I mean steal Mr. Lester’s shirt and flop their hair nearly upside down after the Oscar’s.
Because their hair pieces, while nicely secured with glue, are impervious to flopping.
Now, you know men on screen adhere to some pretty weird beauty standards themselves, and the thing is, while women aren’t allowed to go grey, men are supposed to retain their hair. Because hair is a biological marker, conveying youth and fertility. That’s your history lesson, and here’s another: Frank Sinatra wore a wig.
Or, as Mr. Travolta would say, “Hush your mouth, Vincent Lezwis!” Travoltify your name, like I did, by clicking below 😉 .
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Hahahaha! I am Amelia Allorn.
These names are priceless! Hey, I’m going to try Bette Davis now… Blaine Dorniels! Ruth Gordon? Rhys Gerbson, oh, this could go on for hours 😉 .
It is so much fun! If I use my husband’s last name, I am Amelia Zeemis. Amelia Allorn Zeemis kind of has a nice ring to it. Think of all the dead writers I can plug into this thing.
Do it!
Amelia Allorn Zeemis, sounds like a reclusive Swiss heiress who’s cut herself off from family to pursue a career in… Bwahahaha!
One more. Grace Kelly? George Keezy…
That. Is. Hilarious.
[…] to Vickie Lester for letting me know about the Travoltify Your Name […]
I’m Jon Creez. It was pretty funny.
That’s funny – but I think I’ll still have to call you Jilly, because it’s one of my favorite names.
Ha ha! I love this! I’m Rhys Kzing.
Also, I always wondered about Frank Sinatra and a wig…
Oh, Ms. Kzing!
That’s Mr. Sinatra’s wig from Van Ryan’s Express 😉 .
LOL! I’m actually VERY relieved to hear it.
I don’t mean to interject here, ladies, but who is this Frank Sinatra you are talking about? Could you possibly mean Flynn Suzzivan? 🙂
OMG. That might be the best, yet!!! Suzzivan, OH.
It gets my vote for most hilarious!
Sheer genius!
Hahaha!
“Kaitlyn Andrenson” Not too weird 🙂 Not as weird as taking hair from the top of your head and having it transplanted along your jaw line for beardly purposes.
Yours is actually pretty sounding, want to know what Gloria Nimbus (teamgloria) is Travoltified? Geordie Nicheems!
Oh Lordy! Such hilarity.
I know. I had to make myself stop after a while.
Hector Orginson!! Oh, I am rolling!! I am even a man now!! And a man named Hector nonetheless…hear me roar!
PS. I have a Kevin S story. When I was working at a certain luxury hotel in Soho in between acting gigs, there were always many celebs in residence. Most were just the nicest peeps. Now I won’t give any dish because I am no gossip, I just have a story. Mr S wouldn’t allow Housekeeping into the Penthouse Suite for over a week. So finally, on a weekend while he was away, they wanted to sneak in to clean it because…he had a dog in there! The problem was that the Housekeeping ladies were all petrified of his barking, yelping, snapper. The solution? Me. I was sent up to calm the wild beast while the ladies hurried around, picked up the poo, straightened and cleaned as best as they could…I nearly got bit too… 😉 Carry on…
Oh Hector! I am LAUGHING. That is so good. Even better than Geordie Nicheems!
As to the other, one day we will talk. I’ve got stories, and I am a *little bit* of a gossip. But mostly I just translate that gossip into fiction 😉 .
Just Suze is James Scone. I’m hungry now.
(Thx for puttin’ up pics of thine lovely self.)
Scones are perfection!
I blame the selfies on four hours sleep 😉 .
Carey Grant is “Christy Greez”. James Stewart is “Joss Shunter”. Doris Day is “Douglas Draw”. And the ONLY person whose name could not be made more difficult… Mariska Hargitay, is “Melissa Hargision”. Told you! 8-D