Trick or treat! Thou sanctimonious long-tongued odiferous stench!

You know, I’m not usually ill-behaved (or quiet) or unmindful of comments but, I have the most…percolating cold…tonight I should probably wear gloves while I give out the candy. At any rate, here’s to so many, so very many, wonderful peeps that I haven’t responded to in days — I give you a not-so-horrible trick:

Shakespeare Insults Generator.

And my very best happy wishes for a treat filled Halloween!


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  1. October 31, 2013

    Dearest V
    Is it that parlour game… ‘Pictogram’ was it called… I guess…. ‘Smashing Pumpkins’.
    Well soon.
    Yours ever
    The Perfumed Dandy

  2. October 31, 2013

    Reminds me of a corporate-speak memo sentence generator I helped customize for the department I worked in a while ago. Sorry about your cold. So is Mr. Pumpkin, I presume…

    • November 1, 2013

      Mr. Pumpkin is very sorry. Hope your Halloween was happy – we had amazingly few trick-or-treaters this year – I suspect all the kids on the block have grown up and moved away…

  3. October 31, 2013

    “Thou infectious folly-fallen leprous witch!” (:) ) Hope you are feeling better soon. Don’t think there is much hope for the pumpkin on that score.

    • November 1, 2013

      I think I’ve had about as much tea, juice and chicken broth as is humanly possible – and am feeling much better, thank you!

  4. October 31, 2013

    Thou errant shard-borne hugger mugger! That’s steely brilliant. 😀
    I hope you feel better, perhaps the treats launched across the garden at trick or treating children before they are within range of infection will fulfil both the trick and the treat aspect of the night!

    • October 31, 2013

      Steely brilliant? Yikes! Curse that iPad self correction…. Utterly brilliant would be more accurate.

      • November 1, 2013

        I love “steely brilliant” – that is a descriptor worth promoting. You, are steely brilliant!

  5. November 1, 2013

    Ah, this gave me a much needed laugh this afternoon. The generator produced me this : ” Thou sanctimonious open-arsed codpiece!” Here’s hoping I have little occasion to use it. I hope your cold flies swiftly by.

    • November 1, 2013

      That is funny, good thing you can’t hear me cackle! xox, V

  6. Heather in Arles
    November 7, 2013

    “Thou base beef-witted turd!!” Now come on THAT is steely brilliant. 🙂 I have a cold too!!!

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