Trick or treat! Thou sanctimonious long-tongued odiferous stench!

You know, I’m not usually ill-behaved (or quiet) or unmindful of comments but, I have the most…percolating cold…tonight I should probably wear gloves while I give out the candy. At any rate, here’s to so many, so very many, wonderful peeps that I haven’t responded to in days β€” I give you a not-so-horrible trick:

Shakespeare Insults Generator.

And my very best happy wishes for a treat filled Halloween!

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13 comments

  1. Reminds me of a corporate-speak memo sentence generator I helped customize for the department I worked in a while ago. Sorry about your cold. So is Mr. Pumpkin, I presume…

    • Mr. Pumpkin is very sorry. Hope your Halloween was happy – we had amazingly few trick-or-treaters this year – I suspect all the kids on the block have grown up and moved away…

  2. Thou errant shard-borne hugger mugger! That’s steely brilliant. πŸ˜€
    I hope you feel better, perhaps the treats launched across the garden at trick or treating children before they are within range of infection will fulfil both the trick and the treat aspect of the night!

  3. Ah, this gave me a much needed laugh this afternoon. The generator produced me this : ” Thou sanctimonious open-arsed codpiece!” Here’s hoping I have little occasion to use it. I hope your cold flies swiftly by.

  4. Heather in Arles

    “Thou base beef-witted turd!!” Now come on THAT is steely brilliant. πŸ™‚ I have a cold too!!!

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