“Hah! There is no such thing as this American idea. Privacy! No such thing. You want to know anything about me? I post it on the Internet. No such thing. No secrets. No problems. No privacy.”
A note of caution: don’t take your Kindle into the bath, it will never recover.
This sounds like it’d hurt.
I thought it had to do with armor and the Age of Chivalry, but it’s biblical. In which the ancients advise: protect your parts and roll 😉 .