For instance, have you ever had a cosmetic procedure?
Yes, I have had three radio wave facials that are supposed to stimulate collagen generation and tighten the skin. You also will notice I do that middle-aged thing of hiding my incipient jowls with my hand, so it works…up to a point. And, it doesn’t hurt at all and there is no down time or recovery.
Wait! An intrepid friend has come up with some daring questions I simply had to include.
What are you wearing?
Have you considered allowing Jesus into your life?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Have you ever made a plasticine model of Spiro T. Agnew’s head?
What’s your favorite McG film?
What am *I* wearing?
Regarding Jesus, only if he cleans up after himself.
All the woodchucks ate the wood, none actively attempted to toss it, and none upchucked. They could, apparently digest the wood pretty well, and consumed it at a rate of 361.9237001 cubic centimeteres per animals per day (no error bars, and the food deprivation was nuts, 12 days, leading me to think they didn’t REALLY…). They note that, while none of the woodchucks attempted to throw the wood, they probably would have, had they been capable.
No Spiro, but I have made a Christmas angel out of a detergent bottle and a walnut.
*You* are wearing a perfectly tailored jacket and trousers, reminiscent of old Hollywood, why for a second there I thought you were, no it couldn’t be… Mr. Grant? Be still my beating heart…