In the living room, sitting side-by-side with the Mister, I noticed he was enraptured by his smart phone. I remarked that studies had shown infants (whose parents were always checking in digitally) weren’t developing language skills, emotional recognition, or social bonds as quickly as previous generations; because their parents weren’t…
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For instance, have you ever had a cosmetic procedure? Yes, I have had three radio wave facials that are supposed to stimulate collagen generation and tighten the skin. You also will notice I do that middle-aged thing of hiding my incipient jowls with my hand, so it works…up to a…
I’m lucky they didn’t fling me in the pool. My aunt and uncle, besides the venerable parrot, favored large dogs (I mean dogs that outweighed me) who my uncle trained in German as to foil evil doers, I presume. I’ve been talking quite a bit about my aunt, but my…
Barnaby: I have a new formula. Mrs. Edwina Fulton: Now Barnaby, if you start that all over again, so help me, I’ll… Barnaby: Oh, I like that dress, yes. Mrs. Edwina Fulton: Oh, you do. Barnaby: Uh-huh. Mrs. Edwina Fulton: All right, what’s the new formula? Barnaby: Well, it doesn’t…