Where Did You Go for Your Bra, Mrs. Robinson? – NYTimes.com
Mrs. Robinson: Would you like me to seduce you?
By JOYCE WADLER
Still, the boyfriend shopping invitation got me thinking that maybe I should get something special for the next time he visits — that stuff you see in Victoria’s Secret ads on the women with masses of hair and partly open mouths whose expressions suggest they exist in a parallel universe where all they do is get ready for sex.
“Hey, Victoria, want to go to a movie?”
“I can’t, I’m getting ready for sex. Whaddya think, should I pose in the door with my mouth partly open or crawl into the room on my hands and knees with my mouth partly open? I don’t want to seem too obvious.”
“You could get into bed in something silky and pretend to be absorbed in a book.”