Tag: Noel Coward

July 17, 2017 /
July 18, 2015 /

    I felt that some sort of scene was necessary in order to celebrate my first entrance into America, so I said “Little lamb, who made thee?” to a customs official. A fracas ensued far exceeding my wildest dreams, during which he delved down—with malice aforethought—to the bottom of…

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October 1, 2013 /

If you’re expecting a refund from the I.R.S. you’ll have to wait until Congress decides to uphold the good faith and credit of the American People. “I enjoy this country. I like the parks and the highways and the good schools and everything that this government does. After all, every…

August 7, 2013 /

Pumpkins, babies, and darlings – In my haste yesterday I forgot to say what happened. Let me preface this tale by saying I am not very good at sitting still. So, I decided I needed a doctor’s mandate to sit on my derriere all day and eat potato chips and…